Wednesday, August 27, 2008

SSWC (Single Speed World Championships)
2008 Napa, CA Report

Just got back from SSWC08...and boy are my legs tired. For those of you wacky enough to think that race reports are about more than results and wattage outputs, the long story is HERE.
If you want the short story, here it is: I placed top 11 out of 400+, but two guys in Borat bathing suits beat me, and I put out about 18 Billion "Whats?". Like: What the hell am I doing? What the hell is that guy wearing? What lap is this? What time do I get to stop riding my bike and start drinking beer? What time is it? Really, I never converted my watch to California time and now I don't have enough blood going to my brain to figure it out. If you can still perform basic arithmetic while racing your bike, you're just not doing it right.

1 comment:

MrFrenzy said...

Very cool, but..... Where are the pictures of the guys in Borat bathing suits????